Contributors
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Tara Foster has spent the last seventeen
years in a mental institution. Her MA was taken through correspondence. |
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Liz Gill is a traveling harmonica
player. She is currently working with the bluegrass band
"Navel Fuzz." |
| Lisa Gonzales is illegally importing kangaroos and
marketing them to working mothers as surrogate babysitters. |
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Brandon Grafius is fully Y3K compatible.
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Eric Gudas has opened a microbrewery in Burma. It's called
"Gud's Suds." |
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Maria Melendez was an expert witness in the O. J.
Simpson trial. |
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Leigh Morgan is currently employed as a
member of Saddam Hussein's harem. |
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Shawna Ryan can fly.
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Wendy Sheanin is currently the image
consultant for Brittney Spears. Her writing credits include
"Oops, I Did it Again."
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Hector Villicana is the patron saint of
quality footwear. |
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Jessica Weintraub is a nationally
syndicated televangelist. She is matriarch of a cult in Northern
Utah, where her compound is currently under siege. |
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Spark Staff:
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Editors: |
Brandon Grafius and Liz Gill |
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Assistant Editors: |
Lisa Gonzales, Nicole Simonsen, Hector Villicana, |
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Faculty Advisor: |
Jack Hicks |
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Special Thanks: |
Hector for his infinite computer wisdom. |
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